I was reading an article for iron man training. It said I need to put in
my base kilometers on cycle before I start rigorous training. I have been
cycling for about 3 months now but I never did any base training, usually I
just went all out on cycle for one hour. After going through many articles and
training fad, I was convinced to do long rides at lower heart rate (zone 2) for
over 2 hours. That was supposed to make my body get accustomed for harder
training, and my muscles get used to burning fat rather than glucose store. Wondering
if this works or not, I decided to try out this new thing so decided I should
do a longer ride at lower pace. To add to my experiment I decided to eat less
so that I can burn even more fat (not so bright am I?).
Initial plan was, me and my friends go to Nandi hills and come back
making it a total of 150km with 10km of hill training. But thanks to my friends
who promptly said no, I had to change my plan. Just before I left early in
morning I decided to head towards Mandya and return back making it a total of
180km (perfect iron man distance). Since my light mako 150 fell down and broke,
I couldn’t head out in dark. I had to wait for sunrise which meant heat will be
my partner for the day. GPS said 6.15 in morning and I started off from home with
good mood. First couple of kilometers were quite boring. Trying to keep heart
rate below 150 meant that I had to go slower. It seems easy when I was reading
the articles, but in reality going slow is hard. I reached Kumbalgud industrial
estate and was already frustrated. I was thinking who ever who devised base training
knew that it won’t work on idiots like me. It was like the self help books
which teach something great but damn hard to follow. After some thought, to
hell with heart rate, I picked up my speed. I averaged about 29kmph for the
next 60km. Since I had decided not to eat much on this ride I had taken only 3
bananas and 2 liters of water. That seemed to be a bit too low for such longish
ride. The thought of not having food makes hunger pangs quicker and stronger. 2
out of 3 bananas were finished even before I reached half way. The summer sun and
hunger combined together was not helping my cause. I reached Maddur (72km) and
was already feeling “shit this was a bad idea”. The thought of going another
90km without food was not great feeling. To hell with 180km I will cut it down
to 150km and decided to head back from Maddur.
I started back from Maddur at 9, by the time the sun was on full blaze. The
food and water limitation started to look like impossible task now. I had one
banana and half liter water. That won’t last more than 20kms at best. I
finished the banana water with best mileage and reached Chennapattana. My body had already started to feel stiff. My
gluteus (backside) started to hurt which meant low on water. At Chennapattana I
had to eat a Samosa and buy 2 liters of water. I also picked up 1 more bananas
for the road. With lot of determination that I should not eat more than that I
continued my painful journey.
As I passed Ramnagar a senseless tractor driver was headed in opposite
direction of the flow of traffic. I made him hand signs to tell him go left.
But that nutter came right in the middle of the road. Well the bigger vehicle
always rules the road, I went off road. Pttsssssssssss, the dreadful hiss of
the flat tyre. At this point I was like...................come on!!!! Not now.
The Bontrager tyre had chipped because of sudden off roading. There was a
1mmx3mm patch of rubber sticking out of the tyre. My stomach was already empty,
now it bottomed. It felt like I am never going to make it back. I was thinking
why the hell did I chose today to go on hunger ride. I thought of calling back
home and asking for a pick up since I was only 40km away now. But i thought to
myself, I will fix the flat then decide to call for a ride or not. Luckily the
chipped of rubber was just a thin layer on top and the tyre held on pretty
well. I fixed the flat in 20 mins and was back on saddle again.
The next 20 km was uneventful other than me thinking why do I undertake
such idiotic rides. I must be demented to try to cycle 3000+ calorie ride with
intake of less than 800 calorie. I must be plain crazy to put myself through
such pain. I didn't even have someone along with me to complain, I had to suck
it up and continue. The last 20 km was like nightmare. Most of it was blur and painful.
As i neared my home it was catch 22 situation. I wanted food desperately, but I
was less than 20 km from home. This meant that I had barely 1hr ride left. If I
stop and eat then it’s shameful after struggling for so long, but I barely had
energy to continue. With couple of more happy thoughts I decided not to eat and
continue. The sweet smell of fruit shops
on roadside was all too tempting, but I had to resist and continue. 2kms from
my home there is a slight gradient, which on regular days I would whizz through
over 20kmph, but today it felt like Himalayas. I was so much energy deficient
that I had to stop in-between. Thankfully there were 2 trees and that happened
to be Jamaica cherry tree (gasagase mara). What a relief. I let my cycle fall
to the ground, plucked couple of cherries and ate happily. At this point my
body water level was so bad that I was having cramps all over. I stretched my
body to pick a cherry up above, my calf and back froze immediately. Cramps
again!!!! I must be getting old. This doesn't happen so often. After resting for couple of more minutes of rest,
Finally I was back home at 12.30.
This idiotic ride cost me dearly. I lost 750gms in 6 hours. For anyone
who plans to do such idiotic journey I suggest please get a brain and listen to
your body. If you do, please get some company because you won’t be as lucky as
I am. After I got back home, I could barely move. I ate food, my body was in
such bad shape, that I could not get up because I had cramps in my hamstrings.
My back was throbbing with cramps. I went straight to bed without even
bothering with shower. Even in bed I couldn’t be comfortable because my entire
body had cramps and I couldn’t move. Seriously I was luck these symptoms showed
after I got back home. I don’t think I have ever pushed myself like this
before. For all the effort it was completely useless trip. I did not gain any
base training or what so ever training. All the pain I went through for such a
lousy ride. Only good thing about the ride was that I know exactly how my body
breaks down. Now I know the feeling when I am out of food and energy and how my
body reacts to the requirement. I don’t know if I am more mature rider because
of this but I certainly know when to eat. Overall I learnt how to condition my
body better.