Saturday, September 16, 2006

Mystries unzipped

Hai everybody, what i am about to say is one of the most embarrassing situation a teacher can face. Most of the things here is truth and i have added a bit of masala to spice it up. But 90% of this story is true. For teacher's protection i have not revealed his name.
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I never usually sat anywhere in front benches, actually i always sat in last two rows (LLB). But that day I don't know what got into my mind, I accidentally sat in second bench. Right up close to the teacher. As usual the teacher came in 10 minutes late. I never used to stand up when a teacher walked in but since I was in second bench i had to. By the time i had settled down the teacher had put his book and chalk on the table and was standing in front of us . The class had uncanningly gone silent, I opened my book slowly and lifted my head to take a look at the teacher but the horror occurred to me instantly, the teacher had left his fly open. He had probably came all the way from home without even noticing that he had not zipped his pants. I had to cover mouth to stop myself from laughing (but never covered my eyes). Through the open hole i could clearly see his blue underwear, i could even make out 3 letters J, K, Y on it. The zip was so wide that a herd of rhinos could charge in. I even heard some girls gasp. Every 10 minutes he had a habit of touching his belly during class or i may say rubbing his belly. As he was rubbing, he went lower than usual and and to his horror this time, his fingers went right into his open zip. As if he had some kind of superpower he flashed out of the room and back in less than 1/4th of a second. He had even zipped up his pants within that span of time. I couldn't believe that such a hefty person could move so quickly. When he returned to class he was so embarrassed that his face had become as red as a tomato. He continued to teach as if nothing had happened. But one thing i surely noticed that he never touched his belly that day.

4 comments:

Sneha said...

*holy horror* my sympathy is with the poor, forgetful teacher!

Unknown said...

@sneha
hahahahaha dont b so sorry for the teacher, he was not that good teacher.

Anonymous said...

hey you should come see my zipper joke....

Anonymous said...

I read about it some days ago in another blog and the main things that you mention here are very similar