As soon as we turn 18, most of are eager to get our license (ofcourse to drive not to kill). But should everyone get license? I don’t think so. Here is a list of people who are not fit to drive.
Old people: Reason is that they are extremely slow drivers; they are so slow that even the toy car I made 5 years back used to go much faster. They always put the indicator in the previous turn itself. The worst thing that can happen is to get stuck behind these kind of people in a traffic jam and see others going by (Indian road jam).
Aunties: They are the worst of all. They get their license by learning in an open field (at night) and during the day time, they harass us thinking that they are still in an open field. They will always drive in zigzag pattern, no matter how straight the road is. Most accidents occur due to these people. After crash, even though they are not hurt they create a hell lot of noise. Most funny thing is that is that they fall off or crash into light poles without any reason. They get their license by either hook or crook, ho…no no it is only by crook not hook.
Teenage girls (pre aunties): their hotspot for crashing is parking area. They force their parents to buy them a vehicle and then they can’t maintain it. 90% of them can’t put center stand for the vehicles they use everyday. They are so weak that they ask help to get their vehicles out of parking area, if no-one is there, then they are sure to crash. Other than this they are pretty good drivers.
Drunkards: no need for an explanation.
There are more people out there who don’t deserve license but because of our Indian road system they all get their license to kill.
Old people: Reason is that they are extremely slow drivers; they are so slow that even the toy car I made 5 years back used to go much faster. They always put the indicator in the previous turn itself. The worst thing that can happen is to get stuck behind these kind of people in a traffic jam and see others going by (Indian road jam).
Aunties: They are the worst of all. They get their license by learning in an open field (at night) and during the day time, they harass us thinking that they are still in an open field. They will always drive in zigzag pattern, no matter how straight the road is. Most accidents occur due to these people. After crash, even though they are not hurt they create a hell lot of noise. Most funny thing is that is that they fall off or crash into light poles without any reason. They get their license by either hook or crook, ho…no no it is only by crook not hook.
Teenage girls (pre aunties): their hotspot for crashing is parking area. They force their parents to buy them a vehicle and then they can’t maintain it. 90% of them can’t put center stand for the vehicles they use everyday. They are so weak that they ask help to get their vehicles out of parking area, if no-one is there, then they are sure to crash. Other than this they are pretty good drivers.
Drunkards: no need for an explanation.
There are more people out there who don’t deserve license but because of our Indian road system they all get their license to kill.
2 comments:
wowow....too good creative work..ultimate brains....donno when do u get time for it...but its too much a fun ...gr8 work...keep going...
nice one man..keep up the gud wrk..very impressive..
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